I’m not a “Campaign Doctor” but I play one on the internet

August 2, 2013

Chuck Muth is a political loser.

In May of last year Chuck Muth claims to have had a life changing event at a four day seminar. He realized he was wasting his time tweeting all day and sending out spam e-mails. He wrote on his blog he was “Unplugging from the Matrix” and would be going “cold turkey from Twitter”. Instead Muth’s efforts would be focused on his alter ego, ‘The Campaign Doctor’. This good doctor, we were told, would begin studying books by the likes of Robert Skrob and MaryEllen Tribby and would work to “show conservative candidates how to get more votes.”

Predictably, Chuck Muth quickly broke his personal resolution of not sending out spam e-mails and wasting time retweeting @SteveSebelius. What’s worse, he hasn’t been able to help any candidates “get more votes”, at least not enough to win an election.

When Chuck Muth backs a candidate they generally lose. In a state as small as Nevada, and with a political brain as big as Chuck Muth’s, you would think Chuck would at least have a winning record. He doesn’t.

What’s the saying, “Those who can do. Those who can’t send out spammy Campaign Doctor e-mails.”

While Chuck Muth was busy attacking Danny Tarkanian on Sue Lowden's behalf, Sharron Angle shot past them both and handed the most vuleranble Senate Majority leader in a generation an easy re-election. Thank you Chuck!

While Chuck Muth was busy attacking Danny Tarkanian on Sue Lowden’s behalf, Sharron Angle shot past them both and handed the most vulnerable Senate Majority leader in a generation an easy re-election.

Even more damning for the self-proclaimed arbiter of all things conservative in Nevada, most of Chuck’s losses have happened in GOP primaries, not in general elections!

Candidates actually do much better without the Campaign Doctor’s “help”. Here’s the most recent, albeit incomplete, list of Nevada candidates who Chuck Muth hasn’t been able to get elected:

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